Old Soda
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Hello everyone thanks for reading,


I just wanted to say thank you from the beginning, as opposed to the end, especially for those of you who subscribe to my blog but exclusively read the first bit. Yeah I'm trying to be more versatile with my adjectives. So today I cleaned my uncle's garage for 12 dollars per hour. It only took me two hours because it was messy but not terribly so.


While doing so I kept thinking about an episode of The Office (US). It's the episode where Michael (Steve Carrel) starts his own paper company and Pam (Jenna Fischer). She shows up to her first day at the "Michael Scott Paper Company", which is at Michael's condo. Realizing that they were in over their heads she suggests making a list. That exact moment, Pam telling Michael that he needed to prioritize objectives into a list. A list. You may not know this but I have been obsessed with lists since I knew how to write. Although, to be fair they are often not organized in lists and more like a flowchart. Why though? Lists help us know what to do next they get us from objective A to Z and back again whenever we need to. We need them, howe'er without us they don't exist. It's a co-existing relationship.


I'll talk more about this later. My head hurts. I'll be running on Old Soda tomorrow. Trust me I'll update.


-Anonymous Sir

Aaaaannnndd I'm back! However, I don't feel like going back to the lists idea, but I think you know what I mean. I'm just going to explain the Old Soda idea. Old Soda is flat soda but it's also a nickname for drinking caffeinated beverages really late at night when you come up with insane ideas and post them on the internet. This is kind of what it is up above there. Anyways, next time I promise it'll be more engrossing and less explanations of TV episodes that I watch "legally" on the internet.


Failing.
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Hey there faithful readers,


I haven't posted in a while. I'm sorry for that, I've been trying to focus more on school than the internet slash video games. However, I haven't forgotten about you guys. This week things have been pretty mundane. I kind of revived an old flame, well not an old flame but a flame I never really pursued. Her name is Sarah. If she reads this i'll be momentally surprised and embarrassed. She was in my German Class in Grade 11. Anyways, she broke up with her verbally abusive boyfriend and we started talking. The problem is that A, she's probably not a Christian and B, she lives in Grande Prairie. I do find her very very intriguing both sexually and intellectually. I just wish I wasn't such a bore. What do you do in cases that you like someone of a different faith than yours? Keep in mind I am a pretty devote Christian and would not sacrifice it for a girl.


Anyways, besides failing at relationships, I also am failing at school. Well that is to say I failed my mid-term exam in Communications, which is my major. That's definitely not a good thing. I have never failed a class and I don't hope to start now. Does anyone else ever experience this? Suddenly getting this feeling of hating how you haven't tried, as opposed to the usual be proud of it.


Nothing else is really that new.


What's new with you guys?


-Anonymous Stranger


Polar Opposites.
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I know it's been a while my fine friends, of whom I doubt there are many. Nevertheless, I try and push on and post.
Cough. So lately I've been thinking about time. Not in the usual commonplace context of what time is it? how much time do i have left in this class? When will I have time for this assignment. (Okay that last one was completely ridiculous, because I'm always doing nothing) But instead, I've been thinking about time in how I function at different times. In the morning, at 4AM, wholy furgatory. It's late. Anyways, I seem to function a lot better at night. Which leads me to think maybe I should become a campire? A campire being of course a vampire that feeds off of smores and other camping foods, like hot dogs. Oh how I wish I was a campire. So much so that I'm gonna write a song about it right now.

Oh I wish I was a campire
Life would be so great
I'd crawl around at night
Dreaming of a steak.

The time would be so wonderful
My nightly runs would be great
Unfortunately, I'd get lonely
And my mind probably would break.

So instead of being a campire
I simply sit and dream
of those with better skis than I
And men of many brooms.

So, aside from me writing songs. I've been working on this play. Although, to be honest it's more of a screenplay than an actual theatre play. If anyone reading this knows of anywhere where I can find tips on how to write theatre plays better please tell me.
Next on the agenda. Woody Harelson (sp?) I was reading on digg about him and how he disappeared after becoming famous and is now coming back with the release of Zombieland and two other movies I can't remember the names of right now. It mentioned a movie I've never seen "The People vs. Larry Flynt" and it looked interesting so I watched it. WITH MY DVD machine! It was pretty good and strangely enough made me feel bad for Courtney Love. COURTNEY LOVE for pete's sake. Or maybe more appropriate, FOR KURT'S SAKE. I thought I'd never feel bad for her ever because of how much of a stuck up snobby person she is but I actually did. Maybe, I was more sad for Larry, (Woody's character) but anyhow she did look hot, in a way that I'm sure is bad for me. In the same sort of way that I'm still mildly attracted to my ex-girlfriend. Anyways, the sound of the Wii Shop Channel can only mean one thing. MORE TYPING! okay I guess I'm just rambling because I don't have any other topics.
Or at least not any I'm telling YOU!
(sneaks off to secret blogger blog)
MWHAHAHAHAHAH
Goodnight!

Link Dump
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Popcorn Remix
 http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/d/7/9d73c38c210f2eac7ad2751f622f603e.mp3

Scribblenauts Help
 http://db.gamefaqs.com/portable/ds/file/scribblenauts.txt
KH Insider Referral Link
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In the Tupperware of Lore.
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 Hello,
Today I just want to let you know that I love my friends love how they care, let me just tell you what a lot of sad films have told you. When you have great friends TELL THEM, because you never know when they'll be in a terrible motorcycle or auto crash. So all i have to say to you is that your friends picked you so believe what they say tell them that you really appreciate when they make you feel good and when they don't it's so much better to let them know then not even if it causes fights it'll be hard but it'll make your relationship stronger, probably. So yeah just a request for you!

Windows out the Window
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Hey,
Now that we know each other better I thought I'd talk about something I love. Writing. Specifically meta-writing. First, let me explain what I mean in case you don't. I may be wrong, when I tried to research it I couldn't find it, but what I mean is that it is self-referential. This aspect of writing, of movies and other media, makes me really interested. I don't know what it is but everythyme (oh puns!) I see that in a book or in a movie I immediately go to it and watch, research and it's usually good. Sometimes, it can be terrible. I don't know any examples because it's not used too much. I do it all the time in my own writing because I love it when others do it. Maybe this is why, because not very many writers use "self-referential-ness" in there work so it hasn't been overplayed or done terribly. It probably has but I've never seen it used that way. Today, I tried to find the post office, unsuccessfully all I found was that this light on the corner of Molly Bannister and Bremner is EXTREMELY short and I had to get across the street INSANELY FAST! I was actual surprised that I didn't get run over. It has always fascinated me, the act of being hit by an automobile. I don't know why, maybe it's because I dream of it every night and always imagine it happening. That's another web blog. So yeah, meta or self-referential materials, they are awesome.
See also: The Final Destination, Theatre Scene; Stranger Than Fiction.

Bad Podcasts.
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Hey,

Since this is my first post I'll introduce myself, because I hate writing profiles. Anyways, I live in Canada. I don't live in an igloo, although I have made one. I don't say eh, but I used to. I do love stories they are my heart and soul. Also, I don't want to lead you on. I love God. That's all I'm going to say about that though, unless something specific happens. If you ask me I'll try and find out your answers. Today, I had this great dream. So I'm going to tell you about this. I was at college in the desert or something, although there was a mall. The basis of the dream was that I had this pet spider, it was like a tarantula but it was a burrowing spider and was long and spindly. At the start I was very ashamed or scared of people trying to take away my pet spider. Then, I was angry at him, but then I realized why he was so upset. It was because I had kept it under my sweater and it's eyes were on it's body near where the legs start. I then begun to fight against those people who saying I needed to keep it in a cage. This is where it got really good, because then tremor-type creatures started attacking people. Then the greatest ending was that my spider went and killed them, sacrificing himself. I woke up and was so sad. It was great!
Have a great day!

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